Jun 19, 2013

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Disney Blockbuster Suspended

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Walt Disney’s new film called “Jet Black” (the non racist version of “Snow White”) has been put on hold.

All the 7 dwarfs : Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Car Jack, Drive By, Pimp and MoFo, have refused to sing “Hi Hoe”.

They also say they have no f_ _ _ing intention of “Going off to work”.

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Source: coma Internet joke

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